• North Korea has suspended talks with South Korea and “warned” the United States following a joint military drill conducted by the U.S. and South Korea. The White House was reportedly “caught off guard” by this news, if you can imagine. [CNN]

I get that you lift, but given your fundraising numbers, it seems fair to ask ... do you even grift, bro?

Ew. Just... ew.

Your middle of the middle degree makes whaleshit look like stardust to a Cooley grad. 

How would they know that June was involved with a black guy, his wife and their son but not be able to get them and do what she said they did?

It’s definitely not the actions of someone who’s Be Best

And we’re back to Cohen leading in the worst lawyer ever Olympic. Giuliani will need a strong showing in the next round to take the lead.

I know we’ve all seen it already, but it’s apt, and it bears repeating.

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They are going to create the law offices of Dunning-Kruger.

I was reading the other day, and this caught my eye. I feel like we could all use a booster shot of fighting spirit, so here:

And I’ll counter your counter with: Total.Gun.Ban.

Should have worn Corpse Socks for the vast number of people her husband and son got killed. But let’s pretend she and the Bushes aren’t truly horrible people who fucked over their country and the world for money and power.

Still not awesome seeing the continued normalization of mass murderer and economy destroyer George W.

He’s pissing in the corner of God’s house now.

All Jabba the POTUS needs is an orange sash and a second head!

I canvassed for Giant Meteor in 2016 — The best available option! Will solve all America’s problems! The dinosaurs deserved it! — but was disappointed with GM’s showing and overall charisma. Everything suggested a real outsider (such as a tumbling 10km space rock) would have a shot in a change election, but GM missed…

I found a more informal video of the 2 of them on a walk. I think it best communicates the relationship.

Stuff like this is a stark reminder that abortion rights are the top of a very slippery slope. These people don’t oppose abortion, they oppose bodily autonomy for women. If they manage to get abortion outlawed, they’re going to go after birth control. If they managed to get birth control outlawed, they’d start…

As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”