“Cheatin’ Obama” I just spit out my milk

Today’s Code 45* notes how easily information going into 45*’s sound holes can be transmogrified before it escapes from his puckered noise hole or his pudgy typing stubs. His tweet about “The big Caravan of People from Honduras” was wholly based on a report (actually an advertisement) he saw on Fox News Mexico…

In case you didn’t watch the Good Friday video in the “Here are some tweets...” section of today’s Barf Bag, 45* is going on about how great it is to be “liberated” and “freed” and delivered safely home. He then speaks of the “glorious resurrection” of someone who was gone for a while. In response to this miracle, 45*…

I legit wonder if gun rights people like actually read a single gun control platform to see what gun control demands actually are. I’ve said before, I know gun owners who are pro-gun control, because they know no one is trying to take your guns (unless all your guns are assault weapons, in which case, why?).…

Regulations are for vaginas, not autonomous machines!

WaPo is reporting that Roy “Kiddiefucker” Moore attempted to bribe one of his accuser’s lawyers to drop and disavow her in exchange for $10,000 and a meeting with Bannon.

I haven’t watched video of it but based on the transcript I’m about 80% sure this is around the time that Trump told Kirk that the Conservative freakout over campus culture is just a right-wing media canard:

Trump sure is inspiring young people, but just not in the way Kirk thinks.

Illinois Nazis, pfft.

A porn star is truly the hero this country deserves right now.

Here you go...

I don’t know that she’s wrong, but it’s also clear that she’s really not helping by continuing to make comments like that, which feed so nicely into the neo-conservative grist mill at a moment when there’s a chance at some actual movement at reducing the Republican stranglehold on our government. The people running…

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow!

“No pig! Fake news!”

I’ll take a stab at translation. He’s saying, “If the US has a trade deficit, it is with a country. Canada is a country, therefore the US has a trade deficit with it.” That’s the logical fallacy known as affirming the consequent and a particularly dumb example of it at that.

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

yes everyone should just be a shitty dick like yourself world would be so much better

That is some bomb-ass weed.

You are noticing an approaching nexus point - an event where all decisions come to a single unified point and the future past that point cannot be predicted by any amount of current or prior knowledge. Think of it as a kind of quantum singularity - similar to what lies at the core of a black hole - a mathematical…

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