marshallgetto
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marshallgetto

Kirby wants to say its opinion to trump:

Well, that’s about right.

There wasn’t enough scalp on the back of Trump’s head for Voldemort to make a face out of; he would have looked like an over-tweaked Real Housewife, and he wouldn’t have been able to blink properly. So he opted to do something more subtle on Trump’s elbow.

With apologies to mutated, toothless pigs that have had snout amputations and did nothing to deserve such an unfair comparison.

Most of human recorded history is the vast majority willingly submitting to the desires of a handful of wealthy individuals.

I was thinking the same thing. WTF is wrong with his skin?

I’m really here for the chyron on the bottom of the screen. That’s some low key shade CBSN, and I LOVE IT

God, that’s a gross elbow

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

no, isf, they will BE the wall.

I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to

Anyone else stuck in this weird spot where you’re generally happy/hopeful about the direction your own life specifically is headed, but the state of the world and the direction its heading constantly drags you down, so you want to just completely ignore and shut out the news, but you feel an obligation to keep

“Strong, but flexible. Inanimate Carbon Rod - 2020.”

So service guarantees citizenship? I have seen this somewhere before.

That being said, she quickly added, “If you’ve already got the flu, I’m gonna pray for you right now ... flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot.”

I guess one could say that Rep. Brenda Lawrence really...

#ReleaseTheMemo (on how to beat Level 76)

They are going to absolutely shit their pants with ecstasy if they ever go to a Neil Diamond concert.