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This administration summed up:

Trying to fire the special counsel is one of the classic blunders. Just under the top 2. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is never get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Remember kids; if you’re old, white, and Republican, your gross negligence and incompetence will be excused as on-the-job training.

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Oh, of course not. Just the emptiness caused by a steady diet of trash TV and the gleam of her rabid joy over her party’s “victory”. She’s soooo thrilled that “America will be great again!” despite the fact that her parents fucking make six figures and financed her house and basically have supported her for years.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. One of the biggest Trumpy-Dumpy supporters in my office announced this to me like we’d landed on fucking Mars. I asked her what was in the Paris Agreement and she said she didn’t know—she’s just happy America isn’t getting screwed anymore.

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

“Presidential LIE-brary”

It’ll just be a fleshlight

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

I used to work there, and furthermore bills generally don’t mean much by themselves. They tend to say things like “in subsection 4(A), change effective January 1, 2020 to effective January 1, 2020 subject to approval by the Board as established in subsection 19(C).”

One pleasant echo of the original Prey: a non-white lead character.

“Prey is a sci-fi immersive simulator, ala Deus Ex or System Shock. It’s also creepy, darkly funny, and from the three hours I’ve played so far, very good.”

“Former tight end” is just rubbing it in.