I don’t think you understand, there’s going to be HSAs and tax credits! Those will be totally helpful when you don’t make enough money to save anything in an HSA and the tax credits are a fraction of a percent of your medical bill.

You want health coverage and affordable housing?

Do it! Melania isn’t there to save the portrait of George Washington.

As I said in another post. As an immigrant who comes from a country that has been declared to have no freedom of the press and where journalists keep being murdered without anyone doing shit: Freedom of speech IS EXACTLY WHY MANY OF THE BEST IMMIGRANTS COME HERE because we were tired of having to shut up in our own…

If Luke was my son, I’d be the proudest father on the planet.

It’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard, but at least we now know someone taught Trump about Amendments. Those flashcards must be working!

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

So after hearing all the b.s. from Sessions on trans bathrooms and marijuana and the justice department and all the racism and then the b.s. about Hawaii I was so far past done that I touched the face of God and the 4th dimension but saw my adult daughter playing with some books and some dust and decided I needed to…

And all the young audience members nodded their heads in agreement to his platitudes about outreach and understanding, and then they left the auditorium, graduated, moved to one of three cities, wasted their votes in 90% Democratic districts, and lost the House of Representatives and the presidency for another 50…

This is bigly kinja. The bigliest.

He’s already got the ending to the book written in his mind:

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

The shitbirds have infiltrated the Oval Shit Office

Don’t worry, they probably brought their own Sham-Wow to clean up the mess after the visit.

Audrey Berry, though I question her common sense in marrying Kid Rock, seems to be the only person in this photo who owns a mirror. How did the rest of them walk in to their closet and think, “This is what I will wear to the White House!”

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

I want to pass away

Given what Eric looks like, and how he splutters like a shitnut when forced to speak, just imaging what the 5th Trump child locked in the Trump Tower cellar must look like.

I swear some people just communicate better with sonar.

The second part of that lemonade stand story In The New Yorker is kind of revealing, too, but in a different way: