“You look at what’s happening in China, with the pandas. It’s terrible.”

Since my brain is primarily focused on surviving the mini-stroke i have every time Pruitt comes up, the only comment I can spare at the moment is:

Maybe they saw that he had experience using weapons of math instruction.

Perhaps they somehow confused Professor Du Bois with Mrs. DeVos?

Well, you know that W.E.B. DuBois has done some amazing things, tremendous things, and he’s getting recognized more and more these days I notice.

:::Record scratch::: Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up working for an alt-right, racist, homophobic, nationalist, anti-Semitic piece of trash.

I would like to hire the camera guy to film my next sexual experience. Really show the audience the way I’m feeling inside.

It’s good to see Ralph Macchio still getting some work!

♫ They came in like a wrecking ball...♫

Always relevant:

A tad off topic, but Gabrielle, why hasn’t anyone here covered the General Strike planned for Feb. 17? I figured HamNo would be all over it.

Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

“Hey, Margery! We got Black Month coming up! Could you get the Blacks together for a breakfast? Omarosa and Ben and that Secret Service guy. Keep it short as I need to talk to the Prime Minister of Hawaii at 9!”

I literally am unable to read his statements. Nothing flows, it’s all. Its has sentences that seem to. Start and end randomly.

If I could be any superhero, I’d be an ACLU lawyer.

I’m gray, so I don’t know if this will end up cheering anyone up, but I need this.

It puts a smile on it’s face when I look at it or it gets the hose again.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

“We stand at the birth of a new millennium”