Future Mrs. My arm and I were having a discussion about “big government” and it’s role in society. I’m a liberal, so is she, so our view is straight forward in that the only thing that can challenge big business (for which we both work) is big government. A strong federal power is the only force strong enough to break…

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

The iceberg happened to be white and was just defending itself.

The iceberg was on Hillary’s payroll, obviously.

The Trump presidency is so depressing/unbelievable/terrifying with all these conflicts and it hasn’t even started yet.

NO WE CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SHIT IF FORGOT TO BREATHE AS I TYPE THIS PASSING OUT NOWWWERtgh

HamNo, it’s basic economics. If I’m a business owner and I make $100 and pay my employees $20 and am taxed $15 and pay $10 for upkeep and supplies, then I only take home $55. If you cut the tax portion to $10, then I take home $60 and can use that $5 in saving to pay bums to fight each other to the death for my son’s…

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

I hope the reception involves them opening one gift, followed by the opening of a vastly better version of the same gift immediately afterwards.

Trump acting like a petulant child? That’s so unpresidented

“Unless using the following phrase, “That fucking cock-shit Chip Kelly is a bitch asshole” which will result in a coupon for one (1) free small soda at a later date.”

Reading the fan code of conduct, I think this section, 12.1a applies:

At some point we’re going to be grown-ups about this and accept that there might not be enough jobs for the ballooning population. We’re either going to accept the Mad Max future, with the rich living in a perfumed walled communities to shield them from the ravenous hordes of poors, or we’re going to have to institute…

Yeah. That’s called the financial markets recovering from the financial crisis. And Obama’s ability to tax high earners was obviously constrained by a Republican Congress. Idiot.

Donald Trump’s entire presidency is going to be the world’s worst game of madlibs.

Guns don’t kill people! Your slut pills kill people!

He could tie people up and make them watch the tapes if he really wanted to, because he’s a big guy and he’s good with knots.

THEY’RE ONLY LIKE THIS BECAUSE WE CALLED THEM RACISTS, IT’S ACTUALLY ABOUT ETHICS IN ECONOMIC ANXIETY