March of the Penguins 2: The Unjollying

If you are a penguin and feeling suicidal, please call 1800-226-8359. That’s 800-CAN-TFLY.

He’s a moron. There’s nothing wrong with being reminded that the American President Elect is a fucking moron with the vocabulary of a 12 year old who doesn’t have access to a dictionary.

So the GOP gets to run elections in even numbered years, and the Dems in odd-numbered. This is perfectly fair. As I used to tell my little brother: You get to use the sled on the way UP the hill, I get it on the way DOWN the hill.

I don’t apologize for supporting my candidate, or for the reasons I supported her. But, I missed everything people were saying about why she couldn’t win. We can’t fix shit until we admit we screwed up.

I don’t know about the back pack but he designs the hell out of white tee shirt

Apparently there was a large shorting of Lockheed Martin stocks minutes before the Trump tweet which dropped the share price.

That name is my name too!

Why the fuck would they want this?? Even if Hillary was going to win??? We can’t the president dictating the news. For fuck’s sake. It’s only Monday. How do I turn this off??????????????

Because the Medicare cuts won’t affect them now. Just the people under 49. That’s how they will sell it to the baby boomer fuckers.

Twilight Zone?! Man, I wish! At least there was the occasional happy ending on that show. This is some straight-up Black Mirror shit.

“This was great! Make another five copies for me to read, too!”

Trump can’t read. Won’t read

In case anyone out there was confused about how the voting/enfranchisement system was rigged, here it is. Jill Stein filed for a recount. She paid the required fees. And now, suddenly, she is not “aggrieved” enough to demand a recount. Any registered voter should be entitled to demand a recount if they can pay the…

So this phone call has been in the works forever. The same people who planned it didn’t know the White House needed a whole new staff.

He has no expertise in housing policy, but he did spend part of his childhood in public housing, said a close friend, Armstrong Williams, and he was raised by a dauntless mother with a grammar-school education.

It’s becoming kristall clear that our pres elect has the Reich stuff.

Quite honestly, it’s shaping into Facebook being the worst thing that happened to humanity.