Godwin’s law has been suspended this year.

I’m up late googling good teen action and I get this shit?

Can’t wait to vote for him! Got his sign out in front of my house! The demographic info shows that there are more democrats moving into the district, so hopefully your betrayal comes out in the wash. ;-)

Except that, hopefully, he won’t be in DC to try and impeach Pres. Clinton: Colonel Applegate is doing VERY well here in CA 49. No one has ever come within 15 points of Issa, but Applegate has outperformed him in a couple of polls. Issa’s actually here campaigning ALL the time, when he’s been a ghost in the other two…

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…

Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.

I wouldn’t have to rip them if they weren’t so expensive on iTunes.

How else can I amuse you guys, and especially myself, while at work other than finding these tweets the corrupt media refuses to go find?

He was born in the USA, says he was born to run in this jungleland, that he’s tougher than the rest. But hungry heart or not, we saw through his brilliant disguise and his glory days are behind him. They called his presidential run the rising, and he tried to prove it all night, but he just can’t escape the ties that…

Well thank you but I’m just linking to his horrible tweets. I keep a close eye on his twitter so y’all don’t have to.

I’ve come to look for these by now, and you never disappoint.

They spent all this time trying to salvage the brand never realizing that this is the brand.

Ha! There’s a Trumpence sign in a yard around the corner from me. About a week ago, I was walking my dog pretty late at night and was, shall we say, a bit tipsy and my first reaction was to rip that sucker down. But my neighbors are super paranoid, even though we live in a ridiculously safe area, and there are…

I[ve never had sex

Kellyanne Conway might want to have a creative job name for the last 6 months on the resume she should be writing up this morning. She could call it “Political Improv Manager” KSA’s include: Shit Juggling with a Blind Baboon, Trurd Polishing and Being Able to Collect a Paycheck From the Mentality Infirm