My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

Not sure why these didn’t catch on:

Frankly, if he can spell all his family members’ names correctly, he’s overqualified.

Kings come and go, but Court Jester Tom Friedman will outlive them all.

It’s already here. It’s called Pepe.

Yeah, I’ve been trying to point that out to these people for years. I’m on an airsoft team full of gun nuts constantly ranting about their right to protect themselves from the government. I’m like “Guys, the second amendment is moot. It’s bullshit. Your gun can no longer protect you. All they have to do is push a…

This is so interesting... so Trump and his supporters must have taken a firm stance that Al Gore should have won in 2000 right? Because otherwise they are fucking hypocrites. How dare you see a Democratic candidate actually lose the popular vote but abide by the system (however odd a system it might be) without…

I can certainly relate. Just look at the number of articles out there describing the unprecedented amount of Trump-related anguish Americans are suffering. It makes me furious. I know in my case, a good portion of the stress is related to how we’re being gaslit, not just by Agent Orange himself but by the worthless…

Seriously. I don’t get the foaming-at the mouth hatred/jail her/shoot her that people have for Hillary. Ask them why and usually the first thing is “She’s a liar!”.

I don’t want it to happen but I kind of do.

You know, medically, it’s inadvisable to just start drinking and not stop until the election is over (and possibly continue after that). But I really, really am thinking about it.

“He’s paying for researchers” is what I’m going to say from now on when I want to describe someone who is 100% into something. “My husband is super into NASCAR. Oh boy, is he a big fan. He’s paying for researchers!”

My husband is like the definition of blue collar southern, born and raised. (Although he does have a college degree in manufacturing which I only mention because that seems the be the big dividing line in Trump supporters .) Anyway he has been like woke as fuck the past few years and I haven’t even tried to push my…

Fuck the GOP and the maggot-ridden piece of rotten buffet table roast beef they picked as their nominee.

How exactly do you divide this into two separate geographic regions?

and that the government is busily trying to turn the populace gay with covert chemical warfare.

and that the government is busily trying to turn the populace gay with covert chemical warfare.

So... is Hillary a necromancer? Cool! Maybe she can also bring back all the facts that Republicans keep killing.

I’m tellin ya, VOTE! That cynical feeling that your vote doesn’t/won’t count isn’t true. The older I get the more I realize: voting works.