“I’m rubber. You’re rubber. We contemplate the reality of our existence in mute, vulcanized horror.”

You’re right. I will certainly not be voting for this Bill Clinton person.

I forgot, is Bill Clinton running for President?

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

Ashley, thank you.

I need to go back and watch the last couple episodes of this season again. They were so uplifting compared to this election.

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Wait are you saying it’s *more* plausible that 7+ women were found and paid by the Clinton campaign to accuse Trump? In like, 4 days since he was on tape saying he sexually assaults women? And that the picked a People magazine reporter from 10 years ago and her editor? That they found a passenger on a flight he was…

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

When Indiana sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people who have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing drugs, they bring crime. They are rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

I am in this position as well. Last time my father and I talked politics, we had an earnest, yet tense, discussion of healthcare reform where I told him I was all for single payer. After that, I think we’ve pretty much maintained an unspoken agreement to never talk politics. Which is fine.

Sure, but Clinton’s campaign manager criticized the Catholic Church in 2011. So I’m still weighing my options.

This evidence seems pretty damning:

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

Nate Silver, ftw.

Can’t you see this is just a coordinated attempt by the liberal media to smear Trump and could in no way be indicative of the type of person he is?

His response to the athletes busting him on “locker room talk”.

Glad to see him dismissing any lingering health concerns about Hillary.

Yeah! Fuck the NFL. Wait until he gets a hold of those pussies.