marshallgetto
MarshallGetto
marshallgetto

“They were like part of the family...”

Republicans will finally get to know what it feels like to be forced to carry something to term that you never wanted. I hope the entire party implodes!

Yeah, well, Kellyanne. I’ve never been raped by Bill Cosby.

My dog ate an orange highlighter last night. In a few hours I should be able to send you a picture of my idea for what should play Trump.

“It doesn’t impact me personally therefore it doesn’t exist.”

This is such a staggeringly low bar that has been set for Trump. It’s embarrassing to watch. ‘He never sexually assaulted ME so I think he’s ok.’? Really?

Ken Bone would never rape anything.

She also said to stop calling it sexual assault because Trump didn’t say the words “sexual assault” in the tape.

Him looming behind her, his diverting rants, his gross anus-mouth, his pacing around like a caged jackal... This cheery image about sums him up for me:

Trump moved on Hillary like a bitch, and he failed.

Soon...

It’s like Sophie’s Choice, except Sophie has to pick her favorite Nazi instead.

Just going to leave this here.

Because there are court records from lawsuits that prove he wasn’t joking, he was bragging. He really does assault women. He really did try to force Nancy O’Dell to fuck him, then tried to get her fired when she wouldn’t. Really hard to play that shit off as a joke when there are plenty of women out there to attest

LOL “in the mists of chaos”!!!

They’re willing to believe absolutely anything...

Well fuck..This Bill Clinton guy sounds like a real jerk and I will NOT be voting for him next month

By one minute!

Death by 1000 cuts most likely.

Considering the taco bowl incident, it’s really anybody’s guess.