A nervous Reince Priebus walks into the Throne Room at Trump Tower, prepared to try to play his last hand. It’s a desperate move, but these are desperate times. The Trump is sitting at his desk, The Day The World Turned Day Glo hair disarranged gruesomely. Nietzsche said every blade of grass had its own agenda—was it…

Great point - you’ve convinced me not to vote for Bill Clinton in this election.

He really *hates* Pussy Riot.

“I’ve never withdrawn in my life” Grooooossssssss

Why men think they should talk to OTHER men about their shitty attitude towards women always astounds me. “We have a problem with women not liking us! Let’s all get together in our boy’s club and try to figure out why.”

Stop expecting people to be polite.

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

Well, looks like what I’ve been saying for months now has finally come to fruition: Billy Bush will prove to be a pivotal player in this election.

1) Boys will be boys, sheesh

Make America Grope Again.

There is discomforting feeling of joy reading comments like that.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

It was either that, or construct a joke something along the lines of “Could you define what ‘ith’ ith?”

Man your conservative businessmen friends from 1998 will love this joke!!!!

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

Tiffany,

“...and generally demonstrating tremendous stamina.”

It’s given you heat, warm, and life, and you’re threatening to shoot Trump supporters into it? Did the sun spit on your mother’s grave or something?! YOU LEAVE THE SUN OUT OF THIS!

You need people like me. So you can point you fucking fingers and say “That’s the bad guy”.