I had someone yell at me while I was registering voters that I was just giving the election to Clinton and I should know better.

My mother does this. To everyone. Sigh.

Chris Brown tweeted: “Not to sound cliche but, I REALLY BELIEVE WE ALL HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER.”

I’ve never watched James Corden’s show, just a few clips here and on twitter, but I have an irrational love for him.

Thought about heading into Charter School territory, but was repelled

Seriously?!? A magnet pun thread?!? I don’t see the attraction.

Jeb! said earlier he was gonna try and get more involved with magnet schools, but they were too polarizing.

Unfuckable or... Wouldn’t fuck him? I think we all know what really pissed him off about her.

I mean, it’s good that he’s addressed Alicia Machado and Rosie O’Donnell, but he needs to show leadership on all the other women in this country whose bodies are unacceptable.

I loooooooove the suggestion that one guy makes about Lester Holt sending Hillary the questions. She was so prepared that she had to have been given them, right? No way she could actually be that studious, that polished, that prepared.

“He paid me in steaks.”

He also took the opportunity to do some card tricks and apparently guessed the correct card EVERY TIME.

i don’t have my gifs on hand at the moment but if i did, this is where my gif of a burning yacht drifting past would go

All that proves is that this is the Darkest Timeline.

... In my head, he kind of IS the iceberg.

The most productive thing they have done during the ENTIRE campaign. The way the traditional media has handled this campaign is an absolute embarrassment and it has set journalism back at least 100 years.
Billions in free media coverage, failure to really press him about Trump University, his foundation, his…

I’m so furious right now ... the amount of press coverage this clown is getting is just insane. I turn on NPR and look at NY Times, and they both come with breaking news that Trump now thinks Obama was born in the U.S. What.The.Fuck is the point of this?? The guys is leaving office in a few months - who cares what…

This article is actually kind of funny, in that these are exactly the same charges conservative talking heads brought up with Jon Stewart whenever he had someone of import on TDS, but kept the questions jovial. And Stewart’s defense was “We air after shows like muppets making prank calls.”