My dad baits me with the “libtard” stuff and it is really depressing. I honestly think he just likes seeing me unhappy.

My relatives also love to get a rise out of “libtards,” and I just don’t get it. Like, when I am forced to spend time with you, I am really careful to stick to safe topics and never, ever try to provoke you, mostly because I don’t want to be horrified by and scared of the things that will inevitably come out of your…

Yeah but Free Range would be a pretty good name for a drug dealer

Other Maine ‘drug-dealer’ names:

Yeah... Try this link. It always helps me come down from a Coulter-rage.

Double-tapping "X" on PC and then subsequently tapping "X" again on the galactic map will backtrack you through the systems you've jumped through.

It’s Friday night.

I will be gaming on the couch with my laptop. The Mrs. will be on the couch playing X-Box. We have a good relationship.

Or, and I’m just spit-balling here, explain to her that you really enjoy playing video games and figure out a time when you can play while not disturbing her or your relationship.

STEP 1: Have your own apartment.

Nifty trick: Have a girlfriend who plays video games as much or more than you.

100% of those surveyed who believe sexism is no longer a problem followed their answer, unprompted, with: “do you even know what it’s like in Saudi?” Then they shared a meme about how nice guys never get the girl.

As others have noted, this headline was almost certainly constructed this way to improve its SEO scoring. People searching on “Michael Phelps” would see this in their search results, which would drive more readers. Fewer people would be searching on “Simone Manuel” (remember, NBC didn’t even show her medal…

Same here. My CPU isn’t quite as good as yours, but runs at 3.4GHz and I only have 8GB of RAM, but I also have a GTX 1080 and the game runs at less than 30fps constantly with some stuttering every once in a while which shoots it up to over 100fps for a second or two and then drops straight back down. It’s like the…

Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.

Pussy is short for Pusillanimous, meaning cowardly.

Pussy up, nutsack. Shit’s about to get real.

Wow! Would love to catch a DonaldTrump just before the election...if only to release it just after it’s too late to accept the Presidency...

Self Respect will be the last/hardest Pokemon anyone who plays Pokemon Go will find.

“Love” is the hardest one for me to catch.