I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

I work with Alli and Chelsea (the second protester) and they SO ARE! Chelsea has disrupted Trump multiple times and Alli performed a “citizen’s arrest” on Henry Kissinger for his war crimes. I’ve been re-tweeting like crazy from the West Coast (where I’m holding down the fort for our LA office)! I’m so proud to work…

Like all amphibians, Newt struggles to balance his two lives.

“Here’s Seventeen Idiots Who Votes for Brexit. Number Eight will Shock You!”

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

I originally commented regarding a scenario where Trump deploys nuclear weapons.

As most of you know, I frequent a porn site. We were talking about the Orlando club shooting there. Then this one guy talks about all of it being faked. We shut that shit down right away cause me and my fellow perverts are not fucking idiots. Turns out that guy was a gun maker and dealer.

Here’s a huge one. Always lock your device.

How’s this for weird?

It would probably go a long way in these Cosplay posts to actually note who these people are trying to portray. I’d think it’d be pretty impossible for everyone to know every character from everything out there.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

I’ve always thought that UFC was the Donald Trump of the sports world for no concrete reason. Now I have proof!

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Oh come on. His politics, his stances, his entire life condemns this kind of bullshit. It should be more than obvious that this is counter to everything he stands for.

I don’t know. I always thought there was a limitless supply of hate, but whatever he’s made out of ran short when they got to his hands.

The greatest villain Fallout has EVER seen and possibly WILL ever see: Preston Garvey.

Oh thank god the Intentionally Obtuse False Equivalency Guy is here to educate us all!

Here’s his first campaign video.

Like these guys? Oh wait, that's right, nothing happened to them.

In Cleveland nobody can hear you STEAM