You might think you are sooo clever pointing this apparent redundancy but you have clearly overlooked the fact that the entity commonly known as “Ted Cruz” is actually a poorly fitting leather sack filled in equal measure by the sentient tangled masses of grubs and maggots governed by two distinct hive-minds. Maggot…

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

Maybe if you spent less time commenting on Deadspin you might realize that shit, man.

Typical Michael; so low-energy he can’t pick a side! Sad!

I was sitting next to an elderly white woman on the bus and she remarked that she wished that “those people” would move back to their country. I looked at her like she was fucking crazy and moved to another seat.

But(t) he DOES like to look at the pictures anyway!

And In Other Political News: An internal rift reportedly has developed at the Secret Service between agents that will now be forced to pre-chew candidate MarcoBots food and agents that will be forced to lug W’s extensive collection of TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles comics around the nation. MORE UPDATES AS THEY DEVELOP…

So, she’s not a big fan of Your Pretty Face is Going To Hell?

Nah, you want to get chippy, I’ll play.

YES! I’m an atheist and it’s so exciting to have a candidate that doesn’t claim to be religious.

oh god, yes. That moment during the debate was gold and I found my intense hatred for christie competing with my admiration for the way he took rubio down. So many conflicting emotions!

Yep. They are. And they’re saving a shitton of lives.

Something that bothers me about all of the coverage of Daniel Holtzclaw is that I haven’t seen and heard enough about the gorgeous human being who brought him to justice: Jannie Ligons. I’ve endured every angle of Holtzclaw’s rage-y, deflated mug, and haven’t heard enough about the first police complaint, the first…

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Honestly not sure how his words were misplaced! Tell us how they were misplaced!

Hillary is so damn corporate it’s a wonder how she’s able to run as a democrat.

Right? It’s the polished phoniness of it all.

Her saying, “I just don’t understand what that means” is one of the most establishment things she could do. It’s the equivalent of “I don’t remember” in Congressional testimony. I’m a woman and a feminist and I really would have loved to support a female candidate, but Hillary is so disingenuous and self-interestedly…