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So, I’m curious as to why either 1. the GOP keeps picking candidates that appeal almost exclusively to the evangelical crazies or 2. why the GOP candidates do whatever and say whatever to appeal to evangelical crazies? Do the evangelical crazies really have that much $$$ and/or that many people that it’s worth it to…

So....if murder has no statute of limitations....and no “no-bill” exists....there’s no double jeopardy issue....and no problem bringing this before a grand jury later on down the road, right?

Every time I think it can’t get any worse it does.
Fuck it all to hell.

Actually think it’s an MRI visualization map of the administration’s remaining functioning brain cells.

Have you actually looked at the proposal and the tax rates? Most people would be saving money. I’ve had no trouble selling people on Medicare-for-All, even with people who seemed hostile at first.

Polling shows that Medicare-for-All is more popular than the ACA.

If Colbert really cares about examining his white privilege he could try diversifying his all-white, mostly male writing staff.

So I’m white and British so it’s really easy for me to put my fingers in my ears, go lalalalala and pretend people like this don’t really exist. How you guys go about your daily lives without setting things on fire every time someone says shit like that, I don’t know. Seriously, snaps to you.

O they hate everyone. Even themselves. But I also feel that Clinton is sneakier about getting stuff done.

Well, I’d love to have a Female President in my lifetime, but I can’t in good conscience vote for someone I feel has zero integrity. I’m past the point where I willing to vote for someone I don’t like because it’s strategically advantageous to do so. I’m supporting Sanders because he aligns with ALL my values, which…

People should not get to be president just because they are a woman. Nor should they be president just because “it’s their turn.” This isn’t the playground where everyone gets their turn on the swingset. This isn’t a monarchy where it’s so-and-so’s “turn” to have the throne.

Hammock. His sport is hammock.

You gotta water your plants, Jeb Bush. Nobody can water them for you. Don’t let they water ‘em for you; you water ‘em for you.

Donald Trump, at least, should graduate summa cum loud as fuck and his diploma should be lettered with only the classiest, most expensive gold leaf.

At what point did the State of the Union Address devolve into a beauty pageant complete with surprise guests in the audience?* The original idea was for the president to inform Congress of the actual state of the union and propose a program for the coming year. Not a show and tell for both sides to parade their…

I’d like to see someone put together a list of Trump adjectives and the useage ranking for each. Everything is tremendous, the best, the worst, terrible, horrible... - every issue is reduced to a single word in language a 3rd grader could understand.

HP didn’t have misfortunes? What is she on about? Harry had to live in a closet under a staircase! His parents were murdered!