So I’m white and British so it’s really easy for me to put my fingers in my ears, go lalalalala and pretend people like this don’t really exist. How you guys go about your daily lives without setting things on fire every time someone says shit like that, I don’t know. Seriously, snaps to you.

O they hate everyone. Even themselves. But I also feel that Clinton is sneakier about getting stuff done.

Well, I’d love to have a Female President in my lifetime, but I can’t in good conscience vote for someone I feel has zero integrity. I’m past the point where I willing to vote for someone I don’t like because it’s strategically advantageous to do so. I’m supporting Sanders because he aligns with ALL my values, which…

People should not get to be president just because they are a woman. Nor should they be president just because “it’s their turn.” This isn’t the playground where everyone gets their turn on the swingset. This isn’t a monarchy where it’s so-and-so’s “turn” to have the throne.

Hammock. His sport is hammock.

You gotta water your plants, Jeb Bush. Nobody can water them for you. Don’t let they water ‘em for you; you water ‘em for you.

Donald Trump, at least, should graduate summa cum loud as fuck and his diploma should be lettered with only the classiest, most expensive gold leaf.

At what point did the State of the Union Address devolve into a beauty pageant complete with surprise guests in the audience?* The original idea was for the president to inform Congress of the actual state of the union and propose a program for the coming year. Not a show and tell for both sides to parade their…

I’d like to see someone put together a list of Trump adjectives and the useage ranking for each. Everything is tremendous, the best, the worst, terrible, horrible... - every issue is reduced to a single word in language a 3rd grader could understand.

HP didn’t have misfortunes? What is she on about? Harry had to live in a closet under a staircase! His parents were murdered!

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl

Barack Obama is certainly the most photogenic president.

Dear citizens of Kentucky,

Meanwhile, in the governor’s mansion:

I should have linked this in the post, but if you haven’t read Sarah Hagi’s piece navigating the education system as a young, Muslim girl, then it’s definitely worth reading. Link here: http://jezebel.com/will-anyone-st…

The security people have to make the call on the spot, so it’s easy to criticize them after the fact since hindusight is 20/20.

Um, because women get abortions and men get guns.