...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

I know, what’s more American than beating the shit out of your family and paying a lawyer to get you off on criminal charges.

It’s a long list:

I used to know a stripper called Hot Jupiter.

Vaults though, those are awesome.

“Jus so you know, I’m having a steak tonight. If I have to actually kill a steer, I’m doing it.”

who the fuck is teaching you? Cuba/China don’t have equality and to state so shows your ignorance. Ask any Cuban or Chinese national about equality and listen when they open up about the ruling class of gov’t bureaucrats, military brass, and party plutocrats. You’re spouting off like a high school idealist wearing a…

The closest any Christians have come to a socialist Jewish man since Christ was crucified.

#grumpyoldman2016

ishouldnotbedoingthis

I’ve heard of getting in touch with your roots, but this is ridiculous.

Nah, that one was already taken by this twit. The Huck signal is actually the silhouette of Kim Davis waving a sword of fire astride a crying eagle with broken chains on its talons.

You don’t need to feed your Jesus statue. He’s already..

Me right now

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

“Suppose one believed that human sacrifices were a necessary part of religious worship, would it be seriously contended that the civil government under which he lived could not interfere to prevent a sacrifice? Or if a wife religiously believed it was her duty to burn herself upon the funeral pile of her dead husband,…