The president may, or may not, compensate for his penis inadequacy depending on the situation in his brain.

Who the fuck calls it the “Middle West”?!

That was my main takeaway from this article: Trump’s elbow at that angle looks like the gaping maw of a mutated toothless pig who lost its snout.

This is a perfectly accurate description of our family’s life...our first-born just turned one year old; our business grew to twelve employees in a 9k sqft office; we’re about to hit our four years anniversary. But through all the personal goodness is a constant nagging stress of knowing the world our kid is going to…

I’m not sure if it is just me, but these lists would be much more useful to me if they included a genre next to the title. I’m a whore for certain genres and it also makes it easier to plan what to suggest to the wife.

Out little rescue, Trooper, is the perfect mix of sweet, bratty, and anxiety-ridden. His worrisome eyes reflect all of humanity’s failings. They also constantly beg me for treats.

Merry cognitive dissonance to all

That is quite possibly the perfect movie clip to describe the times we live in.

This exact same thing happened to me! Literally three days after my first comment appears a fake comment, (with hilariously stupid Orwellian-language about Obama and government overreach).
Posting links to the comments because I no longer live at that address anyway:

Yeah, I think it’s more the V for victory used by well-known “not a crook” Nixon.

Not until all these sick theocratic assholes have women in some serious legal bondage.

There might be a decent tour guide or two left, the poor chef who has to turn out over cooked steaks drenched in ketchup on a nightly basis, maybe a butler?

This guy is just such a dick.
“As of 2014, Price was estimated to have a net worth of $13.6 million.”

My takeaway from his off-putting enthusiasm is that he obviously wants this to be the biggest natural disaster of all time so that he can claim to have managed the biggest natural disaster of all time as POTUS.

This is possibly one of the most appropriate “filed to” categories of all time.

You just reminded me of something that young me had tried to blot out of my brain. Thank you for that. I have to download and play this again now as an adult.

I was going to say the former cracked out mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, but he actually came across as at least a bit humorous in his interviews.

Your’s is much better.

Supposedly Trump and Tillerson just had a very awkward meeting regarding the continuation of the Iran nuclear agreement, which may also have something to do with this. (On phone can’t find link)

“Northeast” - You know, where all the people who want to abort your gun rights while ripping away your manhood live.