Glen Powell isn’t 55...he’s 35.

Frozen 4: Elsa and the Fire Guy from Frozen 3 Team Up To Fight the Lead Ice Witch

“well-known YouTube star” is an oxymoron.

Zaslav is awful in many ways, but I think that when he said “overpaying”, he just meant “paying writers more than I absolutely need to” in an economic sense, not “paying writers more than what they deserve” in a moral sense.

The W.B. board reportedly still has complete confidence in him

“This summer Don Knotts is . . . The Fife! Nip evil in the bud!”

“Their goal is to defeat Zeke.” Superhero movie, or Andy Griffith Show episode?

This isn’t Marvel, it’s Sony aping whatever bad idea maybe sort of used to work for Marvel. 

uh this is madame web these aren’t exactly coveted roles. 

Na, not out of nowhere tbh 

we’ve got a few members of the parker family in this one, and it appears to be set in the past (there are no cellphones, an old computer, and all the cars are 2000s at most)...so my assumption is this works as an origin story for holland’s baby spidey, which is so fucking funny.

Also, just to note, this is still a Spider-Man universe without a Spider-Man, so that makes it a...Man universe.

Whoa! Huge slam on Emma Roberts out of nowhere!

Why does Sony seem stuck in early 2000's comic book movies. 

Oh, Emma Roberts. Now I know I can for sure skip this.

well unfortunately for my friends this comes out on my birthday and i haven’t outgrown irony yet.

Having finally watched “Across the Spider-Verse,” you kinda have to admire Sony’s persistence with a single idea:

“What if there were, like, a bunch of Spider-People?”

“Madame Web, Madame Web, Does whatever a Madame can. Can she fly? No.”

That looks fun, and I actually kind of like the wonky visual style.

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