Seems legit

959 exhaust can melt steel beams

the caravan definitely needs to be renamed Boaty McBoatface

Probably caused by improperly inflated tires due to the conversion of pounds per square inch to fathoms per furlong or whatever goofy measurement they have over there.

...easier on the legs

I know.

“Hopefully nobody was hurt. On the plus side, at least traffic seems to be flowing pretty well.”

Friend of mine did that to the hood of his old Audi. The result: there was, without fail, a dick drawn on his car at all times.

Should’ve used this!

All of them, I assume.

makes girls so horny they need an I.v of Gatorade

Pretty sure that’s a....

I probs couldn’t afford it after the fire.

Jalopnik is too ‘mature’ now to do a wheelie.

Not the song I expected an Australian trucker to be listening to. I guess you gotta work work work work.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Labs, the Toyota Camry of dogs