If you drive slow in the left lane—

Don’t speed when smuggling weed

Yeah we’ve all played Gran Turismo.

Hehe, yup. When we were kids, my friend’s dad had a 5.9RT version, which was the first real ‘performance’ SUV of the day. 250 beastly horsepower and interior by rubber-made — some memories are best left alone I guess. They looked good anyway...

My back hurts for this guy

Everything moves (rattles) in my jeep, never thought of it as a luxury though.

You’re a bumper cover

That black insert right above the grille...

No LS disrespect, but an I-6 with a big turbo is how God intended these cars to be.

Normally, I see an LSx under the hood of a car that didn’t come with one and I think “Awww yiss”, but I also feel like a Supra should always have a straight-six under the hood.

Well, this won’t get the “no animals were harmed in production” disclaimer.

I was thinking the dickspin thing from Bruno

Hang in there buddy.

Never go full Brazillian

No its a Giant Schnauzer you want if you want a driving dog...

Maybe he didn’t like the tree’s bark.