Pictures of Doug should have been used for 3, 6 and 10.

3 reasons to never pity Doug

It’s true.Nobody can read what a Doctor writes.

I remember my uncle telling me about this when I was a kid, and I’ve been fascinated with it since.

Messaging system from car to another car - Hey, your blinker is on. Hey you are straddling two lanes. Hey, your highbeams are on. Hey you just cut me off. Prepare to die

But what if you need to drive somewhere?

(Am I doing this right?)

E X A C T L Y

Yup.

I mean as a Jew I should be saying give it back but as a human being I’m just thinking, holy shit Nizi gold train, Inglorious Goonies!

I’m no fan of Nazis

GET OUT.

About 1:1.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

The only thing that sounds really annoying about that is the frosted tips part. Everything else sounds pretty hot imo

Bro’s will be like......BROOOOOOOO....

Had a girl in the car the other day and a guy pulled up next to us in one of these, looked at us, and then stalled. Go do that to every couple you see

i win, next.