True, they also had all the heshers in my town thinking that “Gunter glieben glauten globen” was some kind of Germanic Satanist riddle for most of the early 80's which was funny in itself.

MAGAFL: where players aren’t paid, they’re owned.

I’m really surprised that he’s still alive. I’d have figured that 1)Evolution would have taken it’s course with him by now or 2)somebody straight up 86'd him. Still, he’d be a great addition to your deadpool.

Physically Herzogna has all the right tools to be a really good player in the NBA. He has one of the prettiest looking jumpers around plus the craziest verticals around. He is basically a taller, more athletic version of Rex Chapman. That said he also has all of the negatives of King Rex as well (terrible defender,…

Dude, thank you so much for this. I never saw these videos before and have been laughing at them all morning. Much appreciated.

I understand your argument, i just dont agree with it’s end point. People are always going to question the talent level of European players coming over regardless of race. For every Kristaps Porzingis there have been a dozen Mario Herzogna type players who look unbelievable when matched up against top notch…

Hell, Im a Seahawks fan and i dont even like Wilson as a person all that much. I think sometime during the year where he was giving constant updates of his chastity with his fiance while coming off as a late night infomercial pitchman for whatever products he was getting paid to like did it for me.

That said, he is…

That constant “BLARG!” sound you hear is from the continual orgasms Andy Benoit will be having if and when they ever find a 6-5 white quarterback with Stafford’s arm who also scrambles and makes plays out of nothing like Wilson.

Well, he was drafted in 08, so technically he has been in the league forever. He has just washed out of at least 5 NBA organizations while never really getting the injury bug or played heavy minutes which is probably why his athletic ability has stayed about the same.

He is actually Exhibit Bea.

He’d probably be a lot like Bobby Knight only without the narcissitic baggage or ego. He’d probably be great at recruiting too.

“22 hour work days?

Who would win in a fight,, a starting five of late-prime KG’s versus the Council of Ricks?

Its odd how much Towns regressed defensively after his rookie season. The tools are there for him to get better defensively but all of his improvement has been on the offensive end.

55k in lottery tickets and Mountain Dew does sound like happiness in some parts.

How do you think this is going to end? My best guess is that both Ball brothers will be given free reign over the team and will be hoisting up 20+ shots a piece with numbers that on paper look like theyre future NBA stars.

Of course the key words here are “on paper”. They are in a professional league that is near the…

Starred +21.60 WS ERA

Dude, i get it, his mother seems like she sucks. That said, dont pile on the kid. He seems like he has enough issues with bullying irl, why add to it?

No argument from me there. What drives me crazy about Westbrook is how little he moves around once he passes the ball off. Its like the entire play ends for him as soon as the ball leaves his hands. Its a problem with the entire OKC team actually but its weird to see one of the best players in the NBA just stand…

Not stupid at all. Nike, Adidas, etc hire the very best people available to design their shoes from the aesthetic designs right down to orthpedic surgeons who work with the design team so people dont injure their feet with their product. I highly doubt BBB could afford a team like that. Maybe in the future, but for…