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I’ve seen the whole video. He’s using a bow with a 30 pound pull. When he’s doing those quick shots he’s not even pulling the string back fully which means he’s got less than the 30 pounds. Now, I’m not saying he didn’t pierce that particular chain mail, but hes definitely not piercing real chain mail with the bow he

I thought it would be less disgusting if pictured it as a truckload of YooHoo that exploded, but nope. Just made me realize what YooHoo looks like.

It’s the fact that Bernie Mac was the star as well as one of his last films.

“Who fucking writes this show?”

I think Doonesbury might have ranked much, much higher if Trudeau had left it alone when he retired the strip in the 70's. There was a definite drop in quality of the overall storylines after he returned from his 2 year hiatus in 84.

This is inspiring. +1

Not to nitpick but Perun is the Russian God of Thunder. Also...a badass.

Puig just needs to say “FUCK YOU JOBU” and do it himseof.

Pretty much every photo of DeMarcus Cousins is a dick pic.

Still, that would be some next level Japanese Game Show shit if they were dressed as hurdles

“Like, would the guns shield them from the puke, or do guns just make you immune to bodily fluids?”

This deserves way more stars.

To be fair, JD and the Straight Shot were her opening act.

That’s the same look that Knicks fans give him during warmups.

GSH had the makings of a very solid movie but instead of revolving the story around the group of English football hooligans the story was about a completely miscast Frodo Baggins.

Yep, he’ll be into having sex with corpses or something.

“Definitely getting my Kanes confused”

Dude, Braun isn’t Jewish? His dad was born in Israel and had most of his family killed by Germans in Nazi Concentration Camps. I think that gives him enough familial sorrow that it more than makes up for Braun not getting barmitzvah’d and the fact that his mother is a dirty shiksa.

Yeah, he was a legitimate MVP candidate right up to the point the Knicks gutted their entire depth chart for Carmelo Anthony. It was all downhill for Stoudemire from then on.

Jesus Christ, I normally have a strong instinctive dislike for most message board posts that talk about what characters need Marvel Movie/TV Shows, but this is inspired. I’m humbled.