Great choice if only because you know Zack Snyder has wet dreams of bringing this scene into the DC Cinematic Murderverse.

Not sure how much the going rate is for WNBA games in Minnesota but I have a buddy who is NYPD who moonlights doing private security at MSG for NBA, NCAA and concert events. He gets paid around 400 dollars per event and the job lasts about 4 hours per gig with the overtime clock starting any time after 4 hours. It’s a…

“I was starting to wonder how WNBA stays in business.”

“Maybe take a page from hockey and add some off-color variety to spice things up. Hockey has fights, not sure what the WNBA could do.”

Controversy seems to follow Bob Kroll around:

“They recently bought my 3 yr old son a PSU shirt”

My best guess is that it was because the University is state funded and those settlements had in part been paid indirectly from the wallets of the tax payers of Pennsylvania irregardless if they went to Penn State or not. There was probably some kind of shortfall in the budget somewhere and the legislature wanted to…

Can’t really blame the Magic for going after free agents. It’s how they lost a 24 year old Shaquille O’Neal to LA.

Only the sun and moon are more consistent than Tim Duncan on the basketball court.

Nice work Nate Silver!

Unfortunately the word“Fair” is not in a bullfighting dictionary.

“Wait, you’re saying if the bull wins it dies anyway? That’s a dick move”

Is it a custom for the grieving family to eat the carcass of the bull who killed the bull fighter? Because that would be fucking sweet.

Not sure which came first as they happened over 40 years ago but its either when Peter Brady hit Marcia in the face with a football and ruined her date with Doug or seeing the agony of defeat when that guy took a digger during the ski jump in the intro of ABC’s Wide World of Sports.

Thanks, I’m glad somebody got the joke.

I’d be more up for every single move they’ve made since...the end of the 96 season.

Shakespeare In Pain

Ahh, well. That explains a lot. Since you don’t follow sports I can try and sum up Bill Simmons using a movie star analogy.

This is going to hurt the Heat in the long term. Wade is one of the most well liked players around the league and players are going to remember how Wade was treated by the organization after he gave so much to them both physically and financially.

Fuck dude, I just did a spit take on a crowded 4 train due to your awesome post.