My 7 year old loves the franchise and I’m sure Stiller has a fleet of yachts named after each film that paid for them.

Too bad Stiller just didn’t think to break the glass pane in order to use the phone to fire his agent.

As a Knicks fan I'd ove to see that lineup but what do you think the over/under would be set at for those 5 players taking the court at the same time?

I’m kind of surprised that the Heat haven’t offered Wade some kind of small ownership stake in the franchise from this point. Granted, the Jay-Z rule (no more than 25 owners per franchise, each of whom must no less than 1%) might have something to do with it not being offered to him but he’s more than earned it on and…

“I so badly wanted to see Durant and Westbrook, along with Victor Oladipo and an ever-improving Steven Adams, take one last run at the Warriors in a playoff series.”

If he were truly a Jordan imatator he’d quit the game some time in the middle of the 3rd quarter so he could take a couple of at bat in a slow pitch softball game, strike out a couple times and then come back at the beginning of the 4th and just dominate.

Yeah, or at least Joakim Noah, who’d probably fit right into their system.

EXCELLENT ANALYSIS! You are completely correct, but I think you’re missing the point. Let’s say you have.....2 professionals in a league made up of 8 year olds....the question really becomes....how hard would those professionals dunk on those 8 year olds?

No doubt. Durant is one of the best players of all time so obviously he’s a huge upgrade. He’s also a good to very good defender in either the post or the wing.

Good analogy. Of course you’re now going to have to haul things in the back of your newly purchased Porsche.

Hypocrisy much?

It’s weird that Golden State went after Durant. The main problem they had against the Cavs wasn’t due to the fact that they lacked scoring. They lacked a competent big man once Bogut went down. He plays great defense, he rebounds well and he’s a very good passer in the post.

Let’s say he could get 6 times better, then he’d average 92ppg and 37apg. That would probably mean that the NBA stocked their rosters with 1st graders.

Wasn’t “Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan” Hollywood’s attempt at a modern take of Tarzan? (or at least modern at the time it was released in 1984). I rather enjoyed the film when I was 15. It was a pretty faithful adaptation of the novel with a hint of deconstruction of the characters who inhabited that world. I don’t…

Wow, I’m going to eat some taffy in celebration of this new scientific breakthrough.

Portland needs a ball handling forward in the many situations where teams are doubling Lillard. Once Lillard gave up the ball to a teammate they had troubles running their PAR’s, PAP’s and DAD offense. Turner is indeed everything you said but he could quite possibly help Portland a lot in the situations I stated above.

It’s not that Simmons was correct, it’s the general tone of the entire article. He didn’t go into why he thought Love was a better player than Mayo by breaking down each players strengths and weaknesses other than the fact that Love throws into outlet passes because he studies the game while calling out Mayo for…

“Bill Simmons Wrote A Bunch Of Bullshit”

Mayo curdles when OJ is added, so yeah.

“Save America’s Pastime”