It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

OK so now why so many fundamental Christians voted for him. They are trying to start the Apocalypse.

Then there was Pestilence being replaced by Pollution.

We’re putting the band back together.

The telling part is that Russia hacked both the RNC and the DNC. They only released the DNC information, which means they are blackmailing the Republicans to get their way. And as we all know Republican priorities are 1) themselves, 2) the party, and 3) the nation.

I think Dick Cheney needs to take these two hunting.

So we’re glossing over the fact that young guys from Latin America who grow up with outdated notions of machismo are exhibiting some serious transphobia by refusing to participate? Don’t get me wrong, hazing is fucking stupid as hell, but it’s not like the anti-hazing side is as pure as the driven snow on this one.

I don’t know why people are OBSESSED with denying LGBT rights. Out of all the Christian hills to die on... It’s perverse this obsession.

Apparently, they’ve also outlawed the drag bunt.

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...

Donald Trump cares about wack people.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

Look he can’t hel...

For real. We’ve been to a number of weddings lately, where the sisters are each others best friends. If I ever get married, I don’t I will even invite my sister.

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.

The Altima end to the fight

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I'm a bunch older than her and my mom told me specifically two or so weeks ago "send me a list of a bunch of things you want for Christmas. A bunch, so you will be surprised."