Assuming each pitch is an out.

And here’s Lake again filling in for John Wetton in Super Group Asia. Only because I’m seeing it I believe it, otherwise I wouldn’t.

I mean, it’s understandable that the Titans want the world for the #2 pick. They’re probably still pissed about having Zeus steal it from them.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

Ref: "You've got to cover up that orange tape."

Is that a cameo by Jason Robert Brown at 1:15?

I have just one question.

NHL playoffs, taco truck on 96th and Broadway, and nah.

1. Baseball

FA Cup. Halal Spring and Lafayette. Is this a sex thing?

This year's 0-4 start gave the Raiders 10 straight losses dating back to last November, and the team's -51 point differential this year is good for the second-worst mark in the league.

So weird. You would think that they'd be more likely to go into the water after they knew the Pirates were out of it.

This kind of State action creates a huge First Amendment problem.

Not really fair to compare this to an NBA dunk contest. Having participants that are only very good at one part of the game, but aren't good enough at any other to compete in the sport at a professional level in the contest would be ridiculous.

Michael Kay is a rare talent.

THESE COUNTRIES DONT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE

I've yet to adjust to the fact that "Zelous" isn't just being used to describe Wheeler's demeanor.

Oh, never mind, everyone. I figured it out: embiid is broken.

A rather comprehensive list can be found here: