Thee bethink thee art so plaited.

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

Velour, obviously, because Huggy Bear. Is this a trick question?

FancyKristen is best Kristen.

Kristen,

“By the way, what the fuck is “mushroom leather”?” 

you should probably check out more of Ms. Lee ESQ’s posts before you comment... go ahead, we’ll wait.

How is it possible that this motherfucker has THE WORST possible taste with everything. Literally everything. He’s a fucking caricature.

Kristen,

Really?

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

Second:

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…

You have to be a special kind of asshole to refuse funeral services to someone. I have heard of churches doing this, too. This person’s loved ones are experiencing soul-crushing grief. You don’t have to be the humanitarian of the year to show some compassion.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

As a young newly out queer woman this had such a profound effect on myself and my friends. We had viewing parties for both the puppy episode and her Diane Saywer interview. My parents were havuing a very hard time with my sexuality and seeing Betty stand up for Ellen was soawesome.

You joke about death metal cooking...

Great, thanks, now I’m seriously worried about other shit.

IT’S A CARTOON?

I would love to see what they come up with.