Well done sir!

11. When you are turning right at an intersection and the road you are turning on to has more than one lane, TURN INTO THE RIGHT MOST LANE.

Similar story, a friend was over and we were around 16-18 years old. he cut himself on the corner of my desk (there was an exposed staple or something, idk) and we went to the medicine cabinet in my parents master bathroom to get some polysporin and the first thing we find is a tube of KY jelly and i (in my innocence)…

I came for the plane puns.

I can say that easy!