Because the last time he and Kim went to Nobu she ordered the rock shrimp and he was like omg how dare you

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

The sound of the baby’s heart eventually breaks the moment of silence and Zoey says, “Thank you, God,” which could be an instinctual reaction from her—she could still be questioning her beliefs.

If I hear another goddamn lawyer joke...

On a related note: In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that…

She is an ignorant hatemongerer spreading more misinformation into this world of ours, tho

I only care about keeping out Mexicans, making America great again, and rounding up all the Muslims and putting them in the hole from Silence of the lambs. I also love guns. And think women are dirty- whore -bare footed bitches.

Such a beautiful woman, such an unfortunate look for her boobs.

I don’t know seems like a ridiculous thing to get mad at.

I have always found issues of diet have always been an upper-middle class obsession. Everything from Atkins to this gluten-free vegan craze is usually the product of people who worry less about the money needed to purchase than the origin of their leafy green or their eggs. I grew up around mostly poor people and I…

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

He’s so charming on My Grandmother’s Ravioli!

Wendy Williams’ show is just one stupid, ignorant comment after another. Now I’m wondering why she hasn’t been a host on The View.

She has always been an asshole. Like you, I was all happy and excited about her coming out, and then utterly disappointed in her. Until I remembered a transition is not a personality transplant. Bruce was an asshole, and Caitlyn is too. I just hoped that finally being able to be ‘herself’ would make her a more…

Ugh I don't know. I have wanted them to shut up all evening.

I hate my cognitive dissidents, always getting in the way of my cognitive dictatorship. I wish I throw them in my cognitive gulag.

Seriously, just let go. You are not owed grandchildren. Please don’t give birth to children & raise them & have them call you grandma because it is what you want to believe it is what your dead daughter wanted.

I HAVE THE ONE! It was asmallturnip that recommended it to me, right here on Jezebel (or maybe Millihelen), she has the same one and loves it just as much.

And then to top everything, they don’t even show which of the main cast Jeffrey Dean Morgan beat to death with his baseball bat.

Unless Michael Jackson could out play Prince on most of the instruments Prince mastered PLUS both attract and satisfy the hot women Prince had, Michael isn’t even in the running.