The next article on Jezebel is called “A Collection of Caroline Cruz’s Most Embittered Expressions”.

Yeah god forbid she stands up for herself as a woman- women are harassed like this all the time, and I’m betting this is far from the first rude, scary person who she’s had to deal with. I don’t blame her for freaking out and deciding enough is enough and sharing her story.

Beyonce superfans frighten me. That’s a level of crazy no one should have to deal with.

Can I be equally unimpressed with both Rachel Roy and Beyonce for participating in this drama?

Yea this was totally sneaky. Except they emailed me TWO YEARS AGO to tell me that while the price was going up for new customers, mine would be grandfathered in for 2 years. Did I remember it’d be happening this month? No. Am I pissed? No. Because unlike some articles are claiming, the bulk of customers who read their…

I hope that all of the new episodes are in the style of “A Film By Kirk.”

Whatever. I’m just excited for the movie. From Trent to La’Porsha.

Also

Yes!

As a lifelong blue voting Atlantan I think we should all take a moment to thank the higher power that made this miracle possible. So, thank you Disney. I know I don’t come to you as often as I should, and that I take you for granted in my daily life and at times my faith has wavered, but when I need you, you’re there.…

“This is the theme to Garry’s show, the closing theme to Garry’s show...”

But he is right. There is a vocal set of people who are committed to “believing survivors/accusers” based on nothing other than the fact that they have accused someone of sexual assault. This describes many commenters here on Jezebel. It ignores any interest in finding the actual truth and is a bananas way of going…

WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, today made this statement on President Obama’s Supreme Court nomination.

Buffy went downhill for me when Noxon took over. It was so soap opera-ish.

Obviously. This whole article and most of the comments are idiotic.

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

I look forward to Drumpf attempting to prove for the record in court that he’s not a rotting pumpkin pie, along with every other entertaining description that’s been written of him here. One by one. In exhaustive detail.

Oh man, that kid. I feel so sorry for that kid. You also missed the part where he was black and gay. And super pro-Trump, because he believed Trump was the only pro-gay candidate, and then even after Trump came out against gay marriage the kid still supported him.

Dude 50 cent sucks. You have to be some special kind of shitty to declare bankruptcy to avoid paying off a debt and then take to social media to flaunt your falsely held wealth.

Nobody cares about your boner.