Yeah, having a house cook is a thing. When I was in college, I had friends in frats/sororities and all their houses had cooks.

Why did this make me all teary-eyed?!?

In the context he said it (within a diatribe about how addicted to sex with her he was), he seemed to mean it as a compliment. But this doesn't make it less gross.

in addition to his garbagey racist comments, he's also trash for commenting in print about his sex life with Jessica Simpson. I'm not specifically a fan of hers, but how violating for your ex to be talking about how you are in bed TO THE ENTIRE WORLD.

I adore Kelly Clarkson. She comes across as just a genuinely kind and happy person. And she's one of the few celebs that I've followed on Twitter without ultimately thinking less of. Can she please be my best friend?

Well, look how well things turned out for him...

So, I'm supposed to go to the gym 3 times a week so I can outrun my attacker. What if my attacker goes to the gym 4 times a week?

In what kind of bizzarro world is Mae Whitman ugly and fat? Thank god I don't live in that world.

Scott Wolf is like Rob Lowe— he doesn't age; he just keeps getting hotter.

Yeah, he should have had plastic surgery in an attempt to look younger so that all the gossip sites could criticize him for that.

He played one of the Animal Control guys, right? So sad.

Wiz might want to clean up his Twitter feed before he starts throwing stones. Just sayin'.

I've known several male Courtneys. One was in my preschool class, so it never occurred to me that it was an unusual name for a man. Hopefully that makes you feel better. Also, Courtney B. Vance is a badass.

She's right in every way. I didn't like her makeup. And she shouldn't give a shit what I think.

It doesn't sound like she's the lead lawyer the description is talking about who has a relationship with the client. Cox is not the star. If they actually give her a love interest on a CBS show, that would be ground-breaking. Which makes me dubious that they'll do that.

I love Madeleine Albright for including the "Treatyoself" hashtag. Seriously. Love her.

There was an abortion on Friday Night Lights. It was handled really well. As was everything on that awesome show.

I wanted to like it, and actually kinda did. But I couldn't stick with it.

I want to be friends with Eudora, but I'd feel so sad about how much less funny I am.

Grammys are so meaningless. Justin Bieber has some.