I assume there's a butt flap— that's why we only see photos from the front.

Agreed, except for the popping back up part. I don't need to see Bieber again in 10 years.

You sound like the perfect candidate for an elopement. Seriously, I'm not being snarky.

Yeah, don't people know that the only real way to help a cause is to change your Facebook profile pic to a ribbon or a rainbow or a hat or whatever?

I'm guessing it was the opposite— the judge was looking for Thomas Pink clothing and wandered into a Pink store, only to be surrounded by brightly colored bras and giggling teenage girls.

The Chris Pratt/Rae Dawn Chong story is actually true. He told this story in an interview with Entertainment Weekly. So, a tabloid actually got something right! Although it was info stolen from a magazine that actually talks to the people they write about, so they had a good chance of being accurate this time.

I don't hate the dress. I do hate the veil. And everything he's wearing.

They're all just trying so hard, and nothing is less appealing than desperation.

He just refuses to understand that the problem wasn't how he communicated his message, but the message itself.

I think it's the "schoolgirl" label they're commenting on, not the mention of her nationality.

Wow, Goofy played that off like a champ!

There's always the highly original picture of feet in front of an ocean to signify "I'm on vacation."

We rented out the patio of a fancy restaurant in Vegas. 40 people. No bridesmaids, no dancing, no walking down the aisle, my dress was pink. Officiant was a friend who's a judge. It was basically a big dinner party with an open bar. Not sure where we fall on this list.

Agreed. I love that movie. I could watch the surfing sequences forever, despite my hatred of the ocean.

I will always love her for Veronica Mars and the home decorating show Merge that I'm the only person in history who watched, as well as for being married to Harry Hamlin. I'm so sad that her appearance on this show may require me to hate her. Sigh.

Not to be too off-topic, but I'm semi-surprised that I've never seen Jezebel address how the FoxNews show Outnumbered uses the hashtag #Oneluckyguy to refer to the one man they rotate through that show. It's so clearly referring to the notion that he's so "lucky" to be surrounded by hot chicks and maybe, just maybe,…

I was on the fence until I heard a football player's opinion. Thanks guys!

You missed an opportunity to blame Florida. If you watch the whole video, the mom mentions that she's from FL (has a Florida ID).

My husband has caught me humming "Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice" way too many times.

I truly hate when adult women describe themselves as a "grown ass woman". It just has such an immaturity to it that, to me, it feels like it automatically makes them seem less adult. Maybe it's just me.