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I truly hate when adult women use the phrase "grown ass woman" to describe themselves. I feel like it makes the woman sound automatically less adult. Just be a "grown woman". Maybe that's just me. And no, I don't have issues with profanity or the word 'ass' in general.

Word. Not to mention, I don't understand why it's considered a comedy. Every once in a while someone says something funny, but it really isn't a comical show. There are several dramas funnier than Girls.

I think that money is actually restitution, not a fine. A fine can't be that high on a misdemeanor. But apparently the neighbor had some fancy schmancy plaster on his house that got damaged so the bill is pretty high.

Am I the only person shaking her head that there's someone named "WiLL Made It"? Can someone please be mystified by this with me?

My exact reaction: THERE'S STILL A BONGO???

We can use the makeup guns invented by Homer Simpson.

Is Azalea Banks a different person than Iggy Azalea? Who are these people???

The father had breakfast with the child at Chick Fil-a that morning. He was alive and healthy. There's no doubt he died from hyperthermia.

#TBT to the days when getting a job wasn't as hard as it is now.

Can I please have her legs? Please???

My husband and I are childless by choice (married 9 months, together almost 6 years). It's definitely hard to find someone who feels that way, but it was a deal breaker for both of us and addressed early on. Fortunately, since we met online, it was actually a category in our online profiles so there wasn't the dread

The only runway he's going to be walking is at the jail fashion show. He can't make bond so he's still incarcerated.

It's like we've learned nothing from that very special episode of 90210.

It isn't that hard to weed out the dummies just by reading their Match profiles. These Mensa folks are just being lazy. And missing out on the hilarity of reading the profiles written by the dummies.

I was kinda annoyed that they then had a twitter poll about whether she should keep her hair natural or not. Because there should definitely be a popular referendum on her appearance.

Yeah, she was a good child actress, but her abilities stalled there. There hasn't been any example of her being truly talented as an adult. And why? Because she's made no effort to become better. Many actors take classes constantly throughout their careers, or do summer stock, or other small-time parts just to

Your friend is probably a Parks and Rec fan. Tom (Aziz Ansari's character) made up that term. Or so he claims.

Your friend is probably a Parks and Rec fan. Aziz Ansari's character made this joke.

So did I. But then there's the fact that both the FBI and police (using cadaver dogs) searched the basement too and found no one. It's either the best-executed hoax ever, or aliens. Or something.

Agreed. I loved her for years on Gilmore Girls where her weight was a complete non-issue for the character. But that didn't make her a household name. Now that she can make money playing the stereotypical crass, loud, socially inappropriate fat woman, that's all she does.