I think I just heard a cash register ding to the tune of Super Mario Bros. 1-1.

Normally I love the stories you guys come up with, but this comic just rubs me the wrong way. As much as I can get the joke, it does feel a bit like making a PTSD joke—and my friends who actually have PTSD don't generally appreciate that kind of joke with the same kind of humorous attitude as others.

"Diddy Kong is the reigning chimp in Super Smash Bros. right now."

Not innovate necessarily, but simply polish. How many kinds of Sonic game have we seen since Adventure 2? It's obscene. Sonic has no identity anymore. They scrap every foundation with every new game and it's insane. They need to revisit almost any game from the last 5 years, build on the foundation, and polish it.…

Man. It's not even funny how much this review contrasts with ANN's. But then again...ANN these days is a hive of anime hipsters, so I'm inclined to trust this one. :<

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.

Internet comments notwithstanding, what's your problem with the article? It seems like sound advice to me, and probably describes the best solution for both couples.

I usually do a self-destruct if the opponent just straight obviously fucks up. It keeps the match interesting, though I'd never fault someone for not doing it, or if they didn't do it after I accidentally self-destructed.

No love for Falcon Kirby?

quite sure if people knew before hand how buggy and crappy it was they wouldn't have preordered and whatnot , you have to remember there was a review embargo until it released :D

QUOTE | "If you look across all titles launched on the new generation platforms, including Sony and Microsoft, as well as portable, there are 19 games that have at least an 85 Metacritic Score and a User Score of 8.5 or better. Nintendo made 17 of those games." - Scott Moffitt, EVP of sales & marketing at Nintendo of…

I wonder if they let Treehouse do it. I've noticed a trend that, post Kid Icarus, post Animal Crossing, Nintendo published games are little more loose and fun with their writing. Like, read some trophy and tip descriptions in Smash. Fun stuff!

The legendaries have to be coming from Hoopa. The real question is why? The protagonists of the Pokémon games have a tendency to have some sort of unspoken quality that makes legendary Pokémon seek them out as partners. But Hoopa appears to be shaping up for a pretty dark backstory- maybe it's just using us, trying to…

subtext, if you see this armor, just walk away.