it’s good you did the “@” because now deadspin will see it.

this is awful. so poorly set up. can't believe i still try to read these shit comments.

tl;dr. i thought this site was adequate man.

haha this article sucks so bad.

im so happy for hulk.

im glad you didn't die so you could make this amazingly profound comment. you've fulfilled your life's purpose.

im sorry your traumatic brain injury from your car crash made you make retarded comments on sports blogs.

it’s cool how this site isnt even fucking trying anymore.

just talked to my black friend, which is something i have. he said im not an asswhipe and that this article sucks.

this article is such a huge piece of shit that i should probably just ignore it, but explicitly saying that having a sip of homemade booze so you don’t hurt someone’s fucking feelings won’t renew addition is completely wrong and totally fucked up.

thanks for letting us know.

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a longform on a longform.

i accidentally clicked this link and i dont know what any of those words mean.

thoughts and prayers

i literally only text when im driving impaired. dont police me. glad you solved this case though. monty appreciates the prayers too.

yes!

god fucking dammit

rocket appliance

whatever you say ma’am.