Oh wow. More hatred for the grateful dead. What a courageous stance to take.

the clock looked like a bomb

nice thread douche

holy shit. your’re a god damn comedic genius. im gonna find you on twitter and facebook

you’re a fucking idiot is what you are. be funny or go home bitch boy

omg ive upset joe bivens, long time flutie cocksucker. im so sorry joe. please for give me and direct me to some of your good jokes.

Thank you bee. What's the view like from that moral high ground? Can Doug Flutie see you mourning properly up there?

Thanks to you refraining from joke making and thinking and praying so damn hard, Flutie’s parents have risen from the dea- uh wait. nope. sorry. they're still dead as fuck. keep thinking and praying though, chief.

Maybe you should get your facts straight, guy. I've printed this comment out and copied it and have mailed it to Flutie and all his relatives. Felt they should experience my wittiness firsthand. Dumbass.

Actually, yah. Sorry but you're wrong.

Dude I know. Flutie was an overrated passer.

I make jokes at strangers’ funerals. It's not the life I chose but it's the life I lead.

I don’t take advice from people that’ve never been funny, sorry.

Yes, tim lincecumdumpster?

Actually, no.

Actually, yes.

Flutie’s dad was long rumored to have a better arm than Doug, but who knew his mother was also better at passing.

top notch work detective. looks like our work here is done.

He’s right. She’s incredibly fucking annoying.

do you ruin the comments sections on a lot of websites or just this one?