If you want to date Rihanna it helps to have actually hit on her before.

hi

hey

lol u ruined deadspin comments

Where are all your good jokes new guy?

Or you know you could try making an actual comment yourself instead of the “something something” bullshit just because you need to see your words on a blog.

I hate to be “that guy” but I think there’s been a misunderstanding. It’s actually a workout event and he’s looking for iron men.

hey buddy i put my pants on the same way as you: one leg at a time while so many guns fall out of my pockets and occasionally i accidentally get my tiny penis caught in my zipper and my mom has to apply ointment to the tip of my weird looking dick, pal.

As a proud Dominican-American, I signed in just to say, never go to one of our parades.

Probably not the reaction anyone expected from mixing acid with some bases.

Florida State players showed extra willingness to comply with the media guide after learning that shit can’t consent.

Actually,

It would have been disallowed even if he did score because of the obvious forward kicking motion.

cool gif.

shut it you no-sex-having loser

lol shut up you sex-paying nerd

Are you fucking kidding me?

lol you are such a nerd dude. ill make jokes about whatever the fuck i want. if you dont like it, dont read it. you dont get to make the rules, PED boy.

If Hamilton had been implicated for PEDs, you’d be wishing him dead. Go fuck yourself you sanctimonious nerd.

Hey Finn - stick to rampages on PED stories. You’ve never been good enough to call anyone out on their jokes.