I liked the Punjabi celebration up until Mahal actually came out and ruined it by basically being Jinder Mahal. The promo was such a huge disconnect from the crowd reaction, and at this point the writers need to let that angle go. Miserable champions with phantom beefs are zero fun to watch.

1. Right there with you.

I have been loving this game; I'm a "jam on the buttons" guy when it comes to fighters, and what's more I loathe playing these types of games online multiplayer. So the fact that casual noobs like me can kick back, soak in some DCU nonsense and have a ton of content that doesn't force me to get owned is fantastic.

You know who else was smart? Abraham Lincoln. Smart can get you killed.

GOOD LORD, THAT'S DIKACHU'S MUSIC!

Thanks very much, and I hope that you've come out the other side OK as well.

He is, thanks Flubba.

Jesus Christ. As the parent of a child who attempted suicide twice, I was wrecked for weeks before I could even think about going back to work. I cannot imagine how Snyder has been holding down the reins on a major studio blockbuster with this happening. Best wishes to him and his family, and I hope he finds a measure…

Counterpoint: do everything humanly possible to forget Helix season 2. Boy, did that show go off the (not entirely stable to begin with) rails quickly.

I had the same reaction when Lillard popped up on Bosch these last two seasons. How did Shaggy acquire greying hair and a beer gut? And by "Shaggy", I mean "I". Stupid time.

Nakamura has some of the best in-ring facial expressions since C.M. Punk (who excelled at pulling off the Wile E. Coyote "oh shit" looks). He looks like he's having an absolute blast, and that counts for a lot. Look forward to seeing him on a regular basis.

That. Sounds. Perfect.

Oh man, check out the live cut from the Alchemy album. It's incredible.

My favorite line about MK is the Douglas Adams quote from So Long And Thanks For All The Fish:

"Emotive". Yes, thank you, that's exactly the word.

For me, it's a one-two pick'em-on-any-given-day between Mark Knopfler and… Mark Knopfler.

I don't know if "inspired" is the word but I do think Crowe works really well in limited doses, and if this is a scenery chewing meaty antihero role he could be a lot of fun.

Aaaaaaaand just like that I'm back in. DAMN YOU STAR TREK.

This guy. This guy gets it. ^^

The only way to salvage the event is to stipulate that every match loser gets kicked in the balls by Kurt Angle.