Technically, it's the Remade TV Detective Shows Televisual Universe, but yes.

I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't think ANY of the Next Generation movies really worked. From the cringe-inducing emotion chip to the Horatio Hornblower cosplay wedding, to whatever happened in Insurrection after the first ten minutes (dear Lord, that film was boring) to the absurd Nemesis, they were all…

Flaws overall in the movie notwithstanding, the ST:TMP sequences of the Enterprise flyby/docking/undocking is some of the best spaceship porn ever made. THAT is how you (re)introduce a sci-fi icon.

Not entirely sure you're 'slaying' sugar cravings with recipes involving cinnamon rolls, brown sugar, and caramel. A more appropriate title might be "3 easy bacon ideas to actually make your sugar cravings twice as bad for you".

I like to think that second cover is a victory pose after having demolished an apartment building where some rando was stealing HBO from his neighbors.

I'm trying to decide if Superman is just wearing that smug better-than-thou expression on that first cover because that's how he rolls or if Diana's just squeezing his wedding tackle off-screen to let him know who the baddest motherfucker REALLY is in this town.

My God, how is this not an actual thing? I can't wait for the episode-ending freeze frame where they cuff the perp and say, "You've been CHARGED!"

My main problem with Dark Matter at this point is that it still kind of thinks it's smarter and more surprising than it actually is, but it's just good enough to where I want to keep giving it the benefit of the doubt.

Whoa whoa whoa, there's a certain Jim Rockford who'd like to have a word with you…

I sincerely hope the working title is Assault and Battery.

Ow! What the hell, Peterson?!? Anyway, have those reports done by five, and I'll see you on Monday.

I always got the impression he hates all motorcycles?

I maintain that their travel eps (especially Vietnam, Africa, Burma) are some of the finest travel programming ever made, by anyone. It's hard to make YOUR vacation interesting to other people, but damn if the chemistry these three have doesn't make each one entertaining as hell.

Syfy’s attachment to its sci-fi origins has grown tenuous stronger over the last year or so, to anyone who pays attention to the actual programming listings and doesn't just read blurbs.

Falcon worked for me, because Mackie and Evans sold it with mutual respect. Scarlet Witch - I agree, they still don't really have a handle on her either as a character or her powers (I blame the overstuffed Avengers 2 for that, but based on Civil War I think she's got promise). Vision's intro was basically a plot…

"The Moff Who Sold The World"

Personally, I'll wait for Igneous Vishnetevsky's inevitable C-review.

Seeing as how Mackie, Olsen, and Bettany are probably the three of the best actors in the franchise, I'd watch that in a heartbeat.

Welp, there's my next 3 fantasy football team names sorted!

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