Hell, an adaptation of the AvP video games (arcade or otherwise) would make for a fine flick.

"Wait, you thought we ALL liked to skin humans alive and carried thermonuclear bombs on our wrists? Dude, those were just escapees from the local nuthouse! That was a… poor first impression we made, obvs."

Frankly, I'd buy a ticket immediately for a straight-up Hanks remake of the underrated Bogey film Action In The North Atlantic.

Great Job, Gimmick Twitter Account!

To this day, I still break up giggling whenever someone mentions, writes, or makes reference to "Turd Ferguson".

Aw man, what a bummer to start the weekend on. Polito was uniformly terrific, and often managed to pull off the rare feat of bringing an inner life to otherwise stock mob/cop characters with his good humor and eyes that let you know there was more going on upstairs than his dialogue might lead you to believe.

"…Gareth Edwards in the cockpit; his Godzilla was big spectacle done with wit and craftsmanship boring as shit until the last 20 minutes."

It takes a hell of a presence to out-act Sam Waterston's righteous crusading, but damn if Hill didn't manage to douse whatever fire Waterston was setting with a grimace and a softly spoken line or two. In a LOT of episodes, Hill often got the funniest lines in the show then simply left the room leaving no doubt who…

You people drink like you don't want to live!

I says surf's up, space ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!

You know what we don't get enough coverage of around here? 15 minutes of screen time of a pretentious actor doing a bad job in a forgettable movie.

Stranger Tang

Well (Cine)crafted!

I had no idea, that actually does sound fun!

“survival done the Metal Gear way"

Ha, no the connection is that I think a GL should be in the Justice League instead of a Teen Titan I don't associate with the group. I'd gladly welcome both if they'd include my man Stewart.

Listen, when the spiked fire-throwing giant turtle tells you how he wants his souls sacrificed, you follow his instructions to the goddamn letter.

I feel like mazes are things that became 'fun' back in the day by default because there weren't many other entertainment options available besides "farming" and "protecting your village from neighboring tribes".

::Marvel execs read @avclub-3ce1fe1db60d12d418fc8f411ee89522:disqus 's comment::

Sorry DC, but every time you remind me that Cyborg is a plank in the increasingly suspect architecture of your Cinematic Whoopin' Shack, all you do is make me angrier that you fucked up Green Lantern and still deny us the majesty of John Stewart kicking ass on film.