::stares into the eyes of Disqus::

Fantastic, I can't wait for every third article on here to be some kind of 'hot deal' on a gaming mouse or Funko Pop figure.

Well, I like Sherlock Holmes, and I like Ferrell and Reilly, so… yeah, I'll watch this.

I unashamedly love pumpkin beer. Partly for the taste (spice, real, I don't give a shit) and partly to annoy every low motherfucker responsible for perpetrating the myth that IPAs don't actually taste like dirty carpet soaked in spoiled cabbage soup.

But I don't wanna be a reunion!

I enjoy the fact that most of Flash's villains are just criminals who are looking to make money, not rule the world in a 20-year reich of mirrors, weather, or… uh… boomerangs.

Combined with their search "feature" that completely ignores your input in favor of whatever shows Amazon wants to pimp regardless of how closely they match your input, it's like they're actively trolling me.

"Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)" will never, ever make me think of anything other than The Big Lebowski. Such a weird, unexpected, gorgeous and funny sequence that came out of nowhere, and the mugging on Jeff Bridges' face combined with the absurdity of the whole thing is burned in my…

How is sending a rude image to your ex-whatever "nervy" or "bold"? Who's encouraging this? How is it remotely funny? What the fuckity-bye are you even talking about?

Clearly ABC wants some of that Terra Nova magic!

And if we ever get ahold of that last 5%, it's coitans for 'em!

I like how the photo makes it look like a single conscientious Cheeto is trying to escape that Lovecraftian monstrosity threatening to devour it.

That's an outstanding point - I distinctly remember when he's having to bandage his feet from running over the glass thinking, "Damn, this is a real live person!"

I am so completely co-opting "Dreamtrepreneur" for every bullshit business initiative, meeting, program, and conversation from here on out.

The best part about that amazing fight scene is how Ford goes knock-kneed and wobbles backwards when punched. It's vulnerabilities like that throughout the film that make this character/actor pairing one of the best ever.

I could have sworn there was a movie or TV series in pre-production or being filmed about this very thing, but damn if I can remember by who.

I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that a forty-ish, slightly overweight yet ruggedly handsome-in-an-unconventional-way scientist and his long-suffering ex-wife/girlfriend/daughter who's smarter than people give her credit for are the "characters" that are front and center.

"And they will march just as they have done for decades, ever since the Clintons decided to stay, to live and love in the harshest place on Earth; the White House."

Thanks! Incidentally, how is Endeavour? I've been reluctant, despite a fondness for Morse proper.

So, other than Sherlock, what's doin' over on Masterpiece Mystery! these days? Any new (to us colonials) cozys or potboilers to look forward to?