I’m going on my first Cruise in June. My wife is terrified, I’ll have to show her this because I want to mess with her a little.

I always enjoy reading articles that help me feel continually comfortable in my decision to never go on a cruise. This one is helpful! And glad to see so many others who agree...just not my thing.

If you think cruise ships offer the best food you’ll ever eat, I’m going to go ahead and not listen to any recommendations from you.

IKR. If you’re antigay, the only art you should be allowed to own are Thomas Kinkead prints and “Dogs Playing Poker”.

Here’s how old I am: I thought “called Layman an Uber” meant he said “You are an Uber,” meaning something like an ultimate nazi art-destroying machine before I did a second take and realised this is the modernest of times.

That’s a rough looking 29

What do you bet he violated a verbal contract of some sort? Hypothesis only.

“First date” - sure, sure, if that’s what you want to call it.

My brain is doing whiplash at a Trump supportor having art done by one of the people that is almost the cliche of the liberal heathen that they usually hate on.

“Buzbee called Layman an Uber”

I wonder how many “roses” she was asking for on Craigslist for said date.

Whos don’t need decorations to be happy.

When your parents name you Lindy Lou, apparently you have to do a bunch of meth about it to prove to the world you’re not like all the other Whos down in Whoville.

I called it about halfway through. Definitely a sex worker. I’d be very curious to know exactly what happened that night.

Is this the same Lindy Lou who is the top commentator on the featured article from 2009 about the name Jennifer being so vanilla?

Not sure if this changes anything but river oaks is a neighborhood in Houston, about 5 hours from Dallas. So that’s quite a jump for a first date. Especially for someone who is clearly on drugs.

For some reason I gather that a Trump supporter would most definitely have a fake Warhol.

White People Being White, news at 11

Lindy Lou who?

I don’t condone doing meth. That said, if you’re going to channel your meth-induced fury into destroying this POS’s fancy home, I can’t be too mad atcha.