Au Fudge sounds like the name of a business that could have been glimpsed in the background of a Simpsons episode for five seconds in the early seasons and took the writers all night to think of (I’ve watched a lot of early Simpsons DVDs with writer commentary).

I feel like I’ve seen a lot of activewear bottoms feature crotch areas that are extra breathable and I sometimes wonder if they’re meant to be worn without underwear on???

Would watch this short film.

Listen, I’m with you and that sounds like an amazing tradition, but I think the message is that people need to be more sensitive and responsible about fireworks. I’m of the mind that if people express a reasonable discomfort and it doesn’t hurt anyone else to abide by it, you should respect that discomfort. Don’t set…

“Since a startling brush with violent suicidal ideation at age 12, the isolating and sadly crucial science of preventing myself from lying on the floor in a fetal position and never getting back up has been my life’s most invisible work.”

Shut everything down until Trump nominates Merrick Garland.

I feel the same. Together with her husband, they make the most bland, overhyped couple

Related: I really wish they would put 3rd Rock From the Sun back on network syndication. Maybe an unpopular opinion but I miss the absurdity in that show and it would be the best thing ever to throw on while I’m making dinner after work.

Do keep in mind that plenty of men stay single in their 40s and heavy on the party scene in reality and in movies and television and they’re considered heros who don’t die at the end. Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson made plenty of movies with that story arc. I can assure you, no one ever thought that the only direction…

I fricken love Kristen Johnston! She needs to work all the time!

Her whole thing lately is that she’s gaining weight for a role (great! go for it, girl!) and so is dressing in fuller clothing to “avoid pregnancy rumors” which I don’t totally understand, because this dress is basically a walking pregnancy rumor, not the avoidance of same. Also, I feel like a pregnancy rumor isn’t…

Many of the most successful, self-possessed, vibrant, independent women in my life struggle mightily with depression and anxiety, and go between wanting to put it all out there — listen, if I can live through this, so can you — and wanting to keep it all hidden, because showing weakness will ruin her capacity to be a…

Here’s the thing - no one has proposed that these men go to jail or get shipped off to Siberia or any other hyperbolic response (with the exception of men who have actually done something against the law). No one is proposing that they should never again work in their chosen fields, in this case as artists. Of course…

Our little shitbox house has a picture window and we enjoy watching the squirrelnanigans. We feed them (healthy food for squirrels and not by hand) so it’s always a cute rodent party out there. About 10 days ago, one little dude showed up with a huge mass on the side his head, it like doubled the size of his noggin.…

So far, I’ve seen no one mention my own mom’s version of “maybe,” which I believe to be by far the best and most reasonable for all parties:

I’ve got the Sun-In if you’ve got the bad judgement.

she instigated this whole snake thing by making that dumb ass speech at the grammys.

for someone who claims to be close with kendrick and “listens” to rap cause she’s a “lowkey cool” becky, she seems to not accept that rappers in general (even female ones) refer to women as bitches in general.

got you

Her fashion attempt is 100% overshadowed by that glorious woman behind her.

Did Will Smith hook up with Gabrielle Union on the set of Bad Boys II? Or was Union trying to get with the Fresh Prince? Or are we only allowed to have one black “it girl” at a time? Did Jada Pinkett-Smith steal oranges from Union’s citrus tree? Did Pinkett-Smith think that the Rancho Carne Torros deserved the…