And if it’s done in a way that’s incredibly sensitive and about the story, what are they worried about? I don’t understand that.

But seriously though, what is Kendrick doing in a Taylor Swift video?

I like it but I’m really hoping for a full-length-Thriller-sized director’s cut.

“i’m not standing around in a fucking desert for 20hrs just green screen me in.” - nicki minaj

I AM LITERALLY DEAD NOW. This is every fear of mine as a new parent. Thank god that titty still tastes good kid.

Nevertheless, Archer was not charged with a crime.

No, she isn’t. She’s buying cereal - that’s bush league. For a proper munchie run you need:

1.) At least one crispy treat that will make your breath smell of the undead (Cool Ranch Doritos, Funyuns, etc.)

2.) At least one chewy candy (Red Vines, gummy bears, etc).

3.) At least one “bakery” item so stuffed with…

I’m not sure if it’s MRA crap necessarily, and I haven’t seen enough of their stuff to judge that. But it is definitely stereotypical, blatantly sexist crap.

I can’t stand stuff like this. I remember I gained a bit of weight once (like I was maybe a size 6 up from 4 )and a guy I knew commented. It was one day when I brought holiday cookies I made to a bar where we were watching a game. He told me Id better not watch how many cookies I made since it looked like I gained. I…

You’re not the only one.

Be sure to ask him if he is carrying a pregnancy to term on human gestational time( 9 months) or elephant gestational time (21 months.)

No one should ever stay off deep dish pizza.

These are the best type April Fools day pranks! This was my fave, on a similar vein:

I am also often unhappy, but that's usually to do with the fact that every day I live on this earth is a day I stand just a little closer to death and realize that no matter how hard I struggle against mortality no one will remember me 100 years from now unless I get a genocide together soon or something.

For example, this is a prank:

My sister is currently traveling in Europe. Her travel buddies pranked her by telling her that the lights for the hostel (the shared community shower) were clap-on.

I really wish people would quit going for these over-the-top let-me-see-how-much-I-can-fuck-with-your-emotions "pranks." A few years ago my friend's older brother got in a terrible car crash and was in a coma, so he posted something about it on Facebook asking for thoughts, prayers, etc. and it was disturbing as fuck…

Upon regularly explaining to my ex why I don't want him to promise that he will call our son at a specific time or date (because he goes at least a week between any sort of contact with us and winds up letting down a little kid), he regularly replies:

I just get so bored. There isn't anything to do. I'm so lonely. I…