Duan refugees calling. Some of us are getting emails together. Luv, Jonee and etc. are trying to find a new home. Give a yell if you want. My email is dcmowr@gmail.com

I definitely picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue, I can tell you that much

This article is very good. If your bosses ever shut you down I do hope you and some departed Deadspin and Gawker writers will set up some sort of worker-led site funded through subscriptions or Patreon or something. I would pay $15 a month or so to read your columns, which I have to imagine is more than my page views…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Booing a bad president is good. Booing autoplay ads and bad media owners is also good!

Booooooo!!

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into someone else’s problem while depriving your soil of the nutrients it needs to prevent you having to go out and spend good money on artificial fertilizer. The electric ones are only 18-25% less terrible,…

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into…

Second Amendment folks?

In many ways, Mitch McConnell is worse than Donald Trump.

I also remember that the prostitute in question was actually an undercover cop.

“Tom said he might play as Leicester on Fifa now, though,” Mike added.

more like GFYJETS

I was mostly left wondering if “Freddie Kitchens” was a real person’s name.

[buzzers in]

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

At one point before cutting the cord I would DVR Chargers games and use the “advance 30 seconds” button as soon as one play ended, would almost invariably jump right to the next snap. Was able to watch most games in 45 or so minutes without missing anything, even accounting for watching replay reviews and such.

A super-ultra maxipad. Just in case.